/Newswire – Toronto / In a move described as the next logical step in business financing, easyDNS Technologies announced today the issuance of $1,000,000,000 CAD in negative yielding debt (“easyBonds”). The issuance will carry a short-term maturity of 30 days and yield negative 50 basis points (or -0.5%). The move will net the Toronto based … [Read more]
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Have a great day. See you next year Charlie Brown.
Speaking at a company rally in Forest Hill, Louisiana, easyDNS strongman Mark (“The Mark”) Jeftovic decried an epidemic of political correctness destroying the DNS protocol.
After 16 years as an iconic .com startup, easyDNS will shed its moniker and rebrand as easy.WTF. At a press conference this morning, easy.WTF CEO Mark Jeftovic explained “dot COM is a dinosaur. That era is over. The Zeitgeist of the times we live in is captured perfectly by WTF”. The company foresees a meteoric … [Read more]
Effective immediately, Bitcoin will be the only payment method accepted for all easyDNS services. Remember this date. That is all.